fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via joshpeck)


p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

(via xryz)


ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

(via mapetitefleurdelicate)


diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(via mapetitefleurdelicate)


swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(via mapetitefleurdelicate)



sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

(via doughnutdrake)


ja-ll:

In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

this movie changed me indefinitely.

(via emdahl)


secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

(via missbadham)


anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

(via cocrane)


cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(via fuckdudeidunno)